Note: David Seville is D, Alvin is A, Simon is S, Theodore is T,
and the Chipmunks are C

D:Alvin, put that harmonica down.
A:Why?
D:Because we're gonna sing, that's why.
A:Not again!
D:Never mind. Now look fellas, this is a pretty song so let's try not
to goof it up. Are you ready, Simon?
S:Sure, let's go.
D:All set, Theodore?
T:Hot dog, you bet!
D:Are you ready, Alvin? Ready, Alvin? ALVIN!!
A:Aw, nuts!
C:We sure like girls all kind of girls
From Anie to Veronica
We like them small or fat or tall
A:I wanna play my harmonica!
D:Now cut that out.
C:And everyone to get a kiss
We take them through for popcorn
Because they always fall in love
A:When I play my harmonicorn (sic)!
D:Alvin!!

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

D:Will you put that thing down and sing?
A:OK!
C:We sure like girls all kind of girls
From Annie to Veronica
We like them small or fat or tall
A:I'm gonna play my harmonica!!
D:All right, Alvin. Make a fool of yourself. Play the harmonica.

After a few bars of harmonica music, the Chipmunks suddenly
burst out with "Cha-cha-cha!"

D:Now wait a minute, you guys! Alvin, you're goofing it all up!
This was a pretty song, it's not supposed to be a-
C:Cha-cha-cha! (continue to "cha-cha-cha" while David Seville speaks)
D:Now look what you did! You got them all cha-chaing and singing
and wrecking the song! Theodore...Simon...orchestra will you cut
that out?! Alvin put that harmonica down! Alvin! Alvin! (fade